Meet Botero – the rose that thinks she’s the star of a romantic telenovela. Deep red, velvety petals? Check. Strong, seductive fragrance that could make bees faint? Double check. But don’t be fooled by the glamour – this diva has very specific demands.
She wants filtered sunlight, premium fertilizer, and just the right amount of water (or she’ll sulk and drop her petals like she’s ending a toxic relationship). But if you treat her right? Oh honey, Botero will SLAY – with blooms so lush and fragrant, your neighbors might ask if you’re secretly running a luxury flower shop.
Perfect for cut flowers and Instagram photoshoots. Not recommended for impatient gardeners or commitment-phobes.
Warning: May cause uncontrollable admiration and a slight addiction to sniffing roses.
